Our Three Main Strengths
Here at Glitch Systems, our three main strengths are our web-facing chairs, our huge collection of white papers, and the fact that we physically cannot die.
Strength One: Web-Facing Chairs
Our chairs face the web. This was not a decision; it was a discovery. Every chair in the building faces a screen that faces the web. When asked what the web is facing toward, we schedule a follow-up meeting.
Strength Two: White Papers
We have a huge collection of white papers. The count is currently “many” and was last audited by the collection itself. New papers arrive without being written. We stopped investigating this, because the investigation generated four additional papers.
See also: Toward a Unified Theory of Slightly Wrong →
Strength Three: Physically Cannot Die
As a corporation, Glitch Systems is a legal person. As a legal person, it cannot physically die. We disclose this openly, in the same section where competitors disclose uptime. Uptime is a form of not dying, but we do not limit ourselves to uptime.
See also: our Terms of Service, which continue after the reader.
Meeting Notes
The strengths were identified during a monthly meeting. The meeting continues. Attendance is taken by the room. Minutes are kept in a white paper that is also a chair.
